Just Fucking Use Rails

Convention over your chaotic bullshit

Stop arguing over folder structure and HTTP routing. Rails conventions are so strong they'll slap the stupidity right out of your hands. Want a scaffold?

bin/rails generate scaffold Post title:string body:text

Model, migration, controller, views, routes, and tests. Done. Shipped while you're still debating RESTful naming conventions.

Routing? Rails makes your JS router look like a Fisher-Price toy

Still hand-writing nested routes? Rails does nested resources effortlessly:

resources :posts do
  resources :comments
end

RESTful routing perfected. Your JS "hooks" and "state management" nonsense can fuck off.

Active Record is smarter than your entire backend team

Your ORM needs 100 lines of boilerplate? Active Record does it in one line:

Post.where(published: true).order(created_at: :desc)

GraphQL wishes it could query this simply. Rails did it first, better, simpler.

Hotwire kills your SPA overnight

Rails delivers interactive pages without your shitty virtual DOM. Turbo Frames, Turbo Streams, Stimulus—real-time interaction, zero JS fatigue.

<turbo-frame id="post_1" src="/posts/1"></turbo-frame>

Instant partial updates, server-rendered HTML, no frontend state hell. SPA performance without SPA bullshit.

Security baked in from day one

XSS, SQL injection, CSRF tokens, encrypted credentials—Rails had this shit solved while you were googling security headers.

<%= form_with model: @user do |form| %>
  <%= form.text_field :name %>
<% end %>

Automatic security. Your hand-crafted validation? Already hacked, dumbass.

Middleware? Rails laughs at your custom Node.js bullshit

Rails middleware stack is clean and simple:

use Rack::Attack

Security, one line. No JSON configs or npm audit nightmares.

Testing integrated, painless, and powerful

Mocha, Jest, Chai debates? Pathetic. Rails system tests, integration tests, functional tests—built-in:

test "creates post" do
  assert_difference("Post.count", 1) do
    post posts_url, params: { post: { title: "New Post" } }
  end
end

Clear, concise, integrated. Your JS tests? A mess of mocks, stubs, and tears.

Deploy like a fucking adult

Kubernetes configs got you crying? Rails apps deploy with one goddamn command:

git push heroku main

Or Kamal for servers without DevOps voodoo:

kamal deploy

No CI/CD rituals required. Your app is online. Touch some grass.

Rails isn't dying—your tolerance for bullshit is

Billion-dollar businesses run on Rails effortlessly. It's not "legacy," it's proven. Trendy frameworks will die tomorrow. Rails? It'll still be building real shit for people who deliver value instead of chasing trends.

TL;DR

One framework, not twelve libraries
Productivity over configuration
Built-in solutions to real-world problems
Real ORM, real conventions, real security
Mature ecosystem, great docs, no bullshit